Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.
Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.
okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?
I ship it
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what if every time you sneezed you had an orgasm
every time u sneeze u have 1/8 of an orgasm
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i would do this all day
i want this! badly. Without getting hurt.
Can I have this pls.
What gay guys think a vagina looks like.
are you trying to imply that this ISN’T what a vagina looks like?
as a woman i can verify that this is what the average vagina looks like
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Cosmo Tip #301
When he is aroused lean down and whisper to his erection “You must be Ned Stark’s bastard.”
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do I run the blog or does the blog run me
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